February 5th, 2006 (06:43 pm)
Got this off of
azarathraven.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bart!
- Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Bart.
- Bart can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
- The fingerprints of Bart are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
- Bart can use only about ten percent of his brain.
- If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Bart!
- Bart is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
- Bart is the sacred animal of Thailand.
- On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Bart!
- During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Bart had to pay a special Bart tax.
- Bart is incapable of sleep.
Hey! I...I can sleep. Just got to avoid caffine and stuff.



